Inflatable Animals

No reason.  I just think this is neat.  Enjoy.


Swallowtail Caterpillars

• Purpose - defense.  They're stinky.

Primates Rumps

• Purpose - it's sexy...apparently.  And, it lets the guys know you're ready for some lovin'.  
• Thank the stars that we evolved away from this.  Can you imagine all the 'lip stick' and implants some women would get?  I shudder at the thought...

Bonobos

black crested macaque

hamadryas baboon

Stalk-eyed fly

• Purpose - to show off to the ladies.

Wear a brain diaper for this:

Hooded Seal

• Purpose - sexiness

Don't even try to figure it out.  It's the inside of one of his nostrils.

*** You must see this to believe it.  Unreal.   Surreal.  Really real.
ARKive - Hooded seal video - Cystophora cristata - 12

Frigate bird

• Purpose - sexiness

Haha:

 

Tragopan bird

• Purpose -what else? Sexiness

Greater Sage Grouse

• Purpose - sexiness.

Frogs

• Purpose - resonate croaks for...what else?  Sexiness

Puffer fishes

• Purpose - be too big and spiky to eat.

 



Ticks

• Purpose - gorge

This is so disgusting I have vivid memories from watching it years ago:

Swell shark

• Purpose - become a mouthful.

Snakes

• Purpose - they're hungry

Longer, awesomer, David Attenborougher, also pit viper:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy67XU6xEi8

Even gators like to wear snake skin

 Owls

• Purpose - camo and to look intimidating

Penises

• Purpose - internal fertilization

I'll limit myself to one that is just too ducking great to pass up posting.

17 inches

Images from here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here.